"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/24/2018 at 15:52 • Filed to: None
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"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/24/2018 at 15:52 • Filed to: None | 2
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People keep giving me jobs I’m not qualified for. I can’t even. I have very few skills, and they are all extremely limited in their application. People are all like, “I would like to give you money to do a thing you’re not qualified to do.” And I’m all like, “I like money, because it can be exchanged for beer.”
I’ve been having a shit time recently, so this is a pretty big deal.
For Sweden
> Honeybunchesofgoats
07/24/2018 at 15:56 |
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“People keep giving me jobs I’m not qualified for”
Posting a music video made by a Trump supporter
I see you HBoG
E90M3
> Honeybunchesofgoats
07/24/2018 at 16:00 |
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Fake it until you make it, or get discovered and get fired.
My bird IS the word
> Honeybunchesofgoats
07/24/2018 at 16:00 |
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I have the exact opposite problem.
OPPOsaurus WRX
> Honeybunchesofgoats
07/24/2018 at 16:01 |
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i was searching for a job right out of college. A r ecrui ting agency wanted me to interview for an architectural position at the top of a 100 person office. I never talked to that recruiter again
RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
> Honeybunchesofgoats
07/24/2018 at 16:02 |
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I wish I could find a reliable full-time permanent job VAGUELY in my field doing SOMETHING...
arl
> Honeybunchesofgoats
07/24/2018 at 16:05 |
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Just smile and nod my friend, jut smile and nod. Don’t let them see you sweating!
In other words, fake it till you make it.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Honeybunchesofgoats
07/24/2018 at 16:05 |
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Kayne, is a homophone
for Connie.
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> For Sweden
07/24/2018 at 16:06 |
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Oh damn.
I still fuck with Kanye through 808s. No amount of crazy will take old Kanye from me.
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For Sweden
> Honeybunchesofgoats
07/24/2018 at 16:07 |
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If we didn’t have artists with bad opinions we wouldn’t have any art
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> OPPOsaurus WRX
07/24/2018 at 16:08 |
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My first job out of college required overseeing a $3m budget. My second was consulting about something I knew almost nothing about. Recruiters and HR people are dumb, and you owe it to yourself to take advantage of that.
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> E90M3
07/24/2018 at 16:09 |
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The thing is, they always know how unqualified I am. I think it’s cuz im cute
Tripper
> Honeybunchesofgoats
07/24/2018 at 16:19 |
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Is there another way to build your career? Even if you are “qualified” every job/organization is different. It’s all about confidence.
Interviewers: Have you done this, this, this, and this. Do you have experience with X, Y, and Z?
Tripper: Yes, yes, yes, and yes. Here are some examples. Also yes, I have used X, Y, and Z in all of their forms for a variety of different applications. Here are some examples of that.
Tripper’s inner thoughts: Kind of , nope, nope and I don’t even know what that is, but I can definitely talk the talk about those things. I know of X, Y, and Z so again I can talk the talk. Once I get in there I will back up that talk by walking the walk.
Tekamul
> Honeybunchesofgoats
07/24/2018 at 16:46 |
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That’s the joke. None of us know what we’re doing. But nobody else does either, so they can’t tell. It’s like when you’re a teenager, and you can’t wait until you’re an adult and can do all the adulting. Then all of the sudden you’re 25, and nobody told you how to do shit beyond acing predictable tests in a classroom . Then you look around and see everybody else fu*king shit up, then you realize. We’re all just dogs driving cars.
Just take the damned money and act real busy!
Long-Voyager
> Honeybunchesofgoats
07/24/2018 at 17:08 |
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I think it’s cuz im cute
We’re going to need proof of this ;)
WilliamsSW
> Honeybunchesofgoats
07/24/2018 at 17:18 |
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Eh, if you can fake it for a while and are smart enough to figure it out as you go, while avoiding terminal mistakes, it’s a great way to fly!
Shamoononon drives like a farmer
> Honeybunchesofgoats
07/24/2018 at 17:28 |
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Oh, hello me.
PS9
> Honeybunchesofgoats
07/24/2018 at 18:39 |
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P ics, or you’re quasimodo.
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> PS9
07/24/2018 at 19:55 |
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My hunchback is not relevant here.
wkiernan
> Honeybunchesofgoats
07/24/2018 at 20:10 |
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No, that can’t be it.